Saturday, May 2, 2009

Welcome!

Some moms are hot.
Some mothers are *really* hot.

And some moms...

some moms are batshit insane.

I'm not even talking about crazy Octo-moms who are clearly on *something* and make the news for their rampant irresponsible behavior. Nope, sometimes these nutjobs are right in front of you, giving you a gift (while stabbing you in the back). This might be your mom, or in my case- the woman about to be your mother in law. After sitting back and wearing a good natured smile at the insensitive questioning, shameful inability to listen, and what can only be described as good old fashioned ignorance, I decided (with my future husbands full approval) to share some of these gems with the internet. Fire away, these are awesome.

(Note- any and all text will be unaltered. Scans of images and documents will be left as they are. Speculation as to the intention behind any correspondences is my own, but I think my conclusions are sound.)

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